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IMPORTANT LEGAL NOTICES
PLEASE NOTE
This is, first and foremost, a humourous site. This may sound rather obvious but you would not believe the number of people I get sending me very abusive emails because I got my facts "wrong". The reports, etc, contained on this site are not to be taken seriously in any way shape or form. Most of them are wildly inaccurate, skewed, exaggerated, call it what you will. Please don't email me to point out that Queen Beruthiel wasn't Gandalf's grandmother or whatever - I already know this stuff but I have deliberately gotten it all wrong for comic effect, OK?
Due to the nature of the reports being submitted to this site, I have no way to guarantee that all, some or any of them contain accurate information.
All reviews, reports, news, comments or plotlines presented on this site need to be taken with a healthy dose of scepticism. I cannot accept any reponsibility or liability for any harm, upset or other consequential damage caused by gullible people actually believing any of the content contained herein.
Any information contained within these pages is presented for entertainment purposes only and should be treated as such. No guarantees as to the veracity of this information are available, given or implied.
Any distinctive names taken from or directly relating to the works of J.R.R. Tolkien are probably trademarks of Tolkien Enterprises. No infringement of copyright is intended.
This site is run on a non-profit basis. That is to say, I try to make a profit but fail dismally.
Any references to people alive or dead may or may not relate to real people alive or dead (or any other indeterminate status). However, if you wish to complain that a certain person posting updates to this site resembles someone with a different name, my answer is that the resemblance is purely coincidental and exists only within your own mind.
Any material on this site, unless specifically credited to an authentic external source, is copyright of Jimcalagon the Red. Any material, reports etc, submitted to this site for publication will become copyright of this site unless the author specifically requests to retain copyright to the material before publication. Jimcalagon reserves the right to refuse publication and to edit any articles, etc. submitted before publication.
In addition to the previous point, any emails sent to this site may, at Jimcalagon's discretion, be included on the letters page. If you don't agree to these last two conditions don't send me anything.
Any pictures or other copyrighted material used on this site is included for the purposes of parody and is included under the 'fair use' stipulations of a number of American States and other countries. Images, where used, are altered or otherwise used in a satirical manner.
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