|
With the success of Peter Jackson's The Lord Of The Rings, Hollywood producers are avidly searching for other fantasy novels to turn into mega-budget blockbusters. Unfortunately the financial returns generated by "Rings" means that most fantasy authors want a lot of money for the film rights to their books. However, undaunted, a number of Hollywood scriptwriters have discovered the secret formula behind all the successful fantasy novels of the last thirty years, as used by leading authors such as Terry Brooks, Terry Goodkind, Stephen Donaldson and Dave Pelzer. They have used this formula to create a sophisticated computer program which will automatically generate top-notch fantasy characters and storylines, suitable for both multi-volume epic novels and script for Motion Pictures. One of my highly-placed Tinseltown sources has kindly given me a copy of the program and due to my innate generosity, I have decided to make it available to the public. Now anyone can be a be a bestselling fantasy author with this incredible software - click the button below to produce a synopsis of a richly detailed fantasy epic. Press again and again to produce as many as you want! All you have to do then is elaborate on the storyline and add a couple of thousand pages and Hey Presto! you have got yourself a fully fledged swords and sorcery novel and a place on the New York Times bestseller list! All I ask in return is a 10% cut of your profits from the book (before tax) and a percentage option on the sale of any film rights and royalties. Enjoy! - Jimcalagon (N.B. this may look like I've just rehashed my old spoiler generator
software with some different names and things but I haven't, honest.
|
|
All web pages and design Copyright 2000, 2003 |
Discuss
this on our Messageboard