An exclusive insider scoop from secret jSpy Baldur. It seems there has been more trouble on the set. Baldur, one of our inside reporters has some news to dish up.

Hello Jimcalagon, I’ve been working on the Helm’s Deep set (I can’t say much more or I could lose my job) and there have been some mishaps during filming. The worst one was yesterday when Arwen (Liz Taylor) was filming her big fight scene with the Orc King, Saruman outside the gates of the Dunharrow. She was holding her sword up to parry a blow when an Orc extra walked by. She was so startled that she swung the sword around and decapitated her horse! Saruman (Christopher Timothy) was so disgusted that walked off the set until the mess was cleared up.

However, it wasn’t all doom and gloom: we were able to dish up hamburgers for the crew during the lunchbreak. The caterers, that is, I’m not one of the caterers. I’ll let you know if there are any other developments. Baldur

Well thanks, Baldur. The good news is, at least we know the weapons are authentic! Hopefully you will be able to carry on letting us know what's cooking. Jimcalagon out.

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