
John Forde has been absent for many months due to personal problems but it is my great honour to announce that he is back and with a completely
breathtaking exclusive!

Harry Knowles as he normally appears at the final day of shooting The Lord Of The Rings
EXCLUSIVE! Larger than life webmeister, Harry Knowles, from Ain't It Cool News is a close friend and confidante of burly Kiwi wunderkind, Peter Jackson. So much so, in fact, that Peter Jackson offered Harry a part in The Lord of The Rings playing 'Lurtz', the leader of Saruman's crack squad of Uruk-Hai.
Harry is no stranger to weird clothing; as can be seen in the photo above, he always wears a feather boa in tribute to his idol, 1970s British Glam Rocker, Marc Bolan. This latest transformation, though, is outlandish even by Harry's standards, requiring a gruelling four hours in make up before even a second of film is shot. The results though, I'm sure you will agree, are well worth the effort and Harry is almost unrecognisable as the evil, half-orcish "Lurtz"

Harry Knowles in full make-up as Lurtz
When asked how he felt at being accorded such a great honor, Harry said, "Well, it's kinda... like a really...
cool sort of... thing to... do, ya know? With like... orcs and... stuff all like kinda... running around and...
like sort of crazy mayhem type stuff! And THEN I get to be LURTZ who is like... real badass type of a... character. COOL!"
John Horde.
Thanks again John! - Jimcalagon
(p.s. Now that you're off the stuff, can I have that case of 12 year old malt in your cellar?)
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